Recipe for Starting a Blog About Cooking for One's Children

Ingredients:

2 Arrogant Bastards
(1 - the Stone Brewery Ale)
(1 - one-hundred and ninety pounds of 31-year dry aged caucasian male)
1 Laptop Computer  

1 Pair of live two-and a half year old twins
(boy/girl preferable, not required)

1 Life Partner

(optional, but HIGHLY recommended)

1 Blog Partner

Preparation:

Preheat wife's oven to 400 degrees, insert twins, bake for 38 weeks. (Okay, we won't go there)...

Cook for children, on and off, for two and a half years. Fight with self for inevitably screwing them up, make them eat vegetables. Then ice cream. Use microwave, oven, toaster, skillet. Generously use the 5 second rule. Become expert of train/airplane/car/monster/force-feed bites. Become the best cheesy-scrambled egg chef in the north-eastern United States of America. Worry about salt intake for children. Then self. Pour beer at angle, aiming for bottom of glass. Call chef friend Joe, ask him "do you want to waste your time writing a blog about feeding our children. Agree to first deadline. Sit, write.

Best served with side of sarcasm.

Enjoy.